What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
this is art
I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD
oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh
when your men are useless
Have you ever fantasized about having someone cover Wonderwall for you?
Now there’s a relieving end to your dreams. I have made an etsy store where all it takes is an electronic economic transaction to have your very own, exclusive custom private personalized video of a male singing Wonderwall to you. Choose from eight instruments! Every video will feature me saying your name somewhere in it because after all … you’re my wonderwall.
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
A little Shopkeep Geoff waiting for his next lucky customer and/or catburgler.
having a friend over and not having anything fun to do
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]